Happy turkey day (or tofurkey day)! Gobble gobble.

Give thanks for the life you have, but don’t stop reaching for the life you want.
Give thanks for the food you are about to receive, but don’t forget to resume a healthy diet after that.
Give thanks for friends and family, but remember it’s okay not to get along with them every once in awhile.
Give thanks for your health and wellbeing, but remember not to slack off too much.
Give thanks for the holidays, but remember you have to get back to work soon enough.

I’m kind of a realist. Sorry.