Okay, so this is old, but I just found out about it. Check out McSweeney’s fabulously funny take on a fictional iPod Zepto. Here’s a sample from the “Troubleshooting” heading:

Q: The iPod Zepto box was empty.
A: It’s not empty. Look closely at the period-sized dot in the middle of the box. Now, find the red rectangular square in the center of the dot. This is the outer packaging of your iPod Zepto. In a sterile, wind-free environment, carefully open the outer packaging and remove the clear-plastic inner wrapping. Finally, using the enclosed high-magnification lens, unwrap the plastic and look for a white case. Inside the white case is your iPod Zepto.

I love me some McSweeney’s.

Most addictive game ever. Next to World of Warcraft anyway (which I’ve inexplicably stopped playing for 2-3 weeks. Why? Because attempting to get into Barrens as a solo Level 30 Alliance mage sucks, and nobody ever wants to get into a group with me. Feh.)

It’s called Tontie, and the rules are fairly self-explanatory. You really need a desktop-style keyboard because a number keypad is crucial for proper gameplay. I’ve only managed to get to Level 10 before dying because of the damn bomb creature (You’ll know what I’m talking about once you get there).

This game is such a time-suck, it’s ridiculous.