Okay, so this is old, but I just found out about it. Check out McSweeney’s fabulously funny take on a fictional iPod Zepto. Here’s a sample from the “Troubleshooting” heading:

Q: The iPod Zepto box was empty.
A: It’s not empty. Look closely at the period-sized dot in the middle of the box. Now, find the red rectangular square in the center of the dot. This is the outer packaging of your iPod Zepto. In a sterile, wind-free environment, carefully open the outer packaging and remove the clear-plastic inner wrapping. Finally, using the enclosed high-magnification lens, unwrap the plastic and look for a white case. Inside the white case is your iPod Zepto.

I love me some McSweeney’s.